I was kidnapped by some crazy lady, who kept my hostage a block away from my house. She forced me to do arts and crafts all day. I finally escaped, but I was quickly caught. In the end I manged to take her daughter hostage and traded her for my freedom. But, I asked if I could stay first and finish the tutorial on making cute puppy figurines out of card stock...
When I told m my boy friend, he told me, "Santa must have been recruiting early." Well, because I'm short

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